- The Bureaucracy Principle
Only a bureaucracy can fight a bureaucracy... - Cafeteria Law
The item you had your eye on the minute you walked... - Campbell's First Law of Automotive Repair: If you can get to the
faulty part
you won't have the tool to get it off... - Campbell's Second Law of Automotive Repair: If you can get the
part off
the parts house will have it back ordered... - Canada Bill's Motto
A Smith & Wesson beats four aces... - Captain Penny's Law: You can fool all of the people some of the
time
and some of the people all of the time, but you can't... - The Cardinal Conundrum: An optimist believes we live in the best
of all possible worlds
A pessimist fears this is true... - Cheop's Law
Nothing ever gets build on schedule or within budget... - Chisholm's First Corollary: If you do something that you are
sure will meet with everybody's approval
somebody won't like it... - Chisholm's Second Corollary: If you explain so clearly that
nobody can misunderstand
somebody will...
