- Cafeteria Law:
The item you had your eye on the minute you walked... - Campbell's First Law of Automotive Repair: If you can get to the
faulty part,
you won't have the tool to get it off... - Campbell's Second Law of Automotive Repair: If you can get the
part off,
the parts house will have it back ordered... - Canada Bill's Motto:
A Smith & Wesson beats four aces... - Captain Penny's Law: You can fool all of the people some of the
time,
and some of the people all of the time, but you can't... - The Cardinal Conundrum: An optimist believes we live in the best
of all possible worlds.
A pessimist fears this is true... - Cheop's Law:
Nothing ever gets build on schedule or within budget... - Chisholm's First Corollary: If you do something that you are
sure will meet with everybody's approval,
somebody won't like it... - Chisholm's Second Corollary: If you explain so clearly that
nobody can misunderstand,
somebody will... - Chisholm's Second Law: When things are going well,
something will go wrong...
