- Finagle's Sixth Rule: Do not believe in miracles -
rely on them... - Finagle's Eight Rule: Teamwork is essential . . .
it allows you to blame someone else... - Finman's Bargain Basement Principle:
The one you want is never the one on sale... - First Law for Freelance Artists:
A high paying rush job comes in only after you've... - First Law of Applied Terror: When reviewing your notes before an
exam,
the most important ones will be illegible... - First Law of Bridge:
It's always the partner's fault... - First Law of Business Meetings:
The lead in a pencil will break in direct proportion... - First Law of Class Scheduling:
Class schedules are designed so that every student... - First Law of Computer Programming: Any given program,
when running, is obsolete... - First Law of Corporate Planning:
Anything that can be changed will be changed up until...
