- Bralek's Rule for Success:
Trust only those who stand to lose as much as you... - Britt's Green Thumb Postulate:
The life expectancy of a house plant varies inversely... - Bromberg's First Law of Auto Repair: When the need arises,
the tool or object closest to you becomes a hammer... - Bromberg's Second Law of Auto Repair: No matter how minor the
task,
you will inevitably end up covered with grease and... - Brook's Law:
Adding manpower to a late software project makes it... - Brook's Laws of Retailing: Security isn't. Management can't.
Sales promotions don't. Customer assistance doesn't... - Brown's Law of Business Success: Our customer's paperwork is
profit.
Our own paperwork is loss... - Bucy's Law:
Nothing is ever accomplished by a reasonable man... - The Bumper-To-Bumper Belief:
Traffic congestion increases in proportion to the... - The Bureaucracy Principle:
Only a bureaucracy can fight a bureaucracy...
