- Drummond's Law of Personnel Recruiting: The ideal resume will turn up one day after the job has been filled.
- Ducharm's Axiom
If one views his problem closely enough he will recognize himself as a part of the problem... - Ducharme's Precept: Opportunity always knocks at the least opportune moment.
- Dude's Law of Duality: Of two possible events, only the undesired one will occur.
- Duggan's Law of Scholarly Research: The most valuable quotation will be the one for which you cannot determine the source.
- The Dumb Luck Rule: You can always hit what you don't aim at.
- Dykstra's Law: Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.
- Edelstein's Advice: Don't worry about what other people think of you -- they're too busy worrying about what you think of them.
- Eddie's First Law of Business: Never conduct negotiations before
10
00 a.m. or after 4:00 p.m. Before 10:00 you appear too anxious, and after 4... - Edds's Law of Radiology: The colder the X-Ray table, the more of your body you are required to place on it.
