- Ducharm's Axiom:
If one views his problem closely enough he will recognize... - Ducharme's Precept:
Opportunity always knocks at the least opportune moment... - Dude's Law of Duality: Of two possible events,
only the undesired one will occur... - Duggan's Law of Scholarly Research:
The most valuable quotation will be the one for which... - The Dumb Luck Rule:
You can always hit what you don't aim at... - Dykstra's Law:
Everybody is somebody else's weirdo... - Edelstein's Advice: Don't worry about what other people think of
you -
they're too busy worrying about what you think of them... - Eddie's First Law of Business: Never conduct negotiations before
10:00 a.m.
or after 4:00 p.m. Before 10:00 you appear too anxious... - Edds's Law of Radiology: The colder the X-Ray table,
the more of your body you are required to place on... - Ely's Law:
Wear the right costume and the part plays itself...
