- Basic Law of Befuddlement and Football
The best defense is a good offense... - Basic Law of Exams: The more studying you did for the exam
the less sure you are as to which answer they want... - Beach's Law
No two identical parts are alike... - Bedfellow's Rule
The one who snores will fall asleep first... - Beifeld's Principle: The probability of a young man meeting with
a desirable and receptive young female increases by pyramidal
progression when he is already in the company of
(1) a date, (2) ... - Bell's Theorem: When a body is immersed in water
the telephone rings... - Berman's Corollary to Roberts's Axiom
One man's error is another man's data... - Berra's First Law
You can observe a lot just by watching... - Berra's Second Law
Anyone who is popular is bound to be despised... - Beryl's Law: The "Consumer Report" on the item will come out a
week after you've made your purchase
Corollaries: 1. The one you bought will be rated...
