Related:

• When a body is immersed in water, the telephone rings. -- Bell's Theorem
• If the telephone rings today..... water it! -- Rev. Thomas, Gnostic N.Y.C. Cabal
• When a bell rings, an angel has gotten his wings.
• Quasimodo - that name rings a bell.
• Opportunity knocks but temptation rings the bell.
• Line noise provided by Bell Telephone!
• Taco Bell is NOT the Mexican telephone company...
• A watched telephone never rings. -- The Ring Rule
• When Alexander Graham Bell died in 1922, the telephone people interrupted service for one minute in his honor.
  They've been honoring him intermittently ever since, I believe. -- The Grab Bag...