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• Four-wheel-drive just means you can get stuck in even more inaccessible places. -- Phillips' Law
• Phillips's Law: Four-wheel-drive just means getting stuck in more inaccessible places.
• Life is a Ferris wheel - you get dizzy. -- Linette
• Nelson: What's in the bag, wuss? [grabs it from Bart] Oh, look
  [contemptuously] Campers' Pampers. Heh. [Dolph, Jimbo, and Kearney appear, and the four bullies start to play "Keepaway!...
• Wadlow: [lifts Nelson out of the sewer by his head] Do you find something comical about my appearance when I'm driving my automobile?
  Nelson: Yeah. Wadlow: Everyone needs to drive a vehicle, even the very tall....
• Grandpa Charnock's Law: You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
  [I thought it was when your kids learned to drive. Ed.]...
• The further away from home you are the harder your pecker gets.
• The further you get into the suburbs the bigger women's hairstyles get. -- Billy Jaye
• Did you hear about the Newfie that Spent four days in Eatons, trying to buy a wheel for a miscarriage.