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• Four-wheel-drive just means you can get stuck in even more inaccessible places. -- Phillips' Law
• Nelson's Law: The better the four-wheel drive, the further away you'll be when you get stuck.
• Some cars have fluid drive -- others just have a drip at the wheel.
• Eyewitnesses estimate the man's weight at somewhere between four and five hundred pounds.
  -- Newscaster on Homer's getting stuck in the water slide, "Brush with Greatne...
• Baby on board. Just means five more points.
• Skinner: Wheel him out quietly. It's best the children don't see.
  [Lunch Lady Doris starts wheeling out the trolley] [the sheet, stuck under Skinner's foot, comes off] Childre...
• How many LP player users -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  One, but the old bulb keeps getting stuck... getting stuck... getting stuck......
• Success is getting up just one more time than you fall.
• That's what this country needs -- just a little more light cast in the right places.
  -- From OUTLANDER...