Related:

• Phillips's Law: Four-wheel-drive just means getting stuck in more inaccessible places.
• Nelson's Law: The better the four-wheel drive, the further away you'll be when you get stuck.
• every once in a while, you can get shown the light in the strangest of places if you just look at it right.
  .. -- Grateful Dead...
• Some cars have fluid drive -- others just have a drip at the wheel.
• Driving makes you stupid; the more you drive, the stupider you get.
• Expansion means complexity and complexity, decay; or to put it even more plainly-the more complex, the sooner dead.
  -- Parkinson's Third Law...
• Skinner: Wheel him out quietly. It's best the children don't see.
  [Lunch Lady Doris starts wheeling out the trolley] [the sheet, stuck under Skinner's foot, comes off] Childre...
• You can get ANYWHERE in ten minutes if you drive fast enough.
• You can get *anywhere* in ten minutes if you drive fast enough.