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• Rotisserie: A Ferris wheel for chickens.
• I was on a ski lift with a strange guy who announced that he just got out of prison and then asked me if I wanted to know why.
  I reply "no". The guy answers anyway that he pushed a total stranger off the ferris wheel....
• You'll never get dizzy doing a good turn.
• Life moves pretty fast; you don't stop and look around every once in a while, you could miss it.
  -- Matthew Broderick (in Ferris Bueller's Day Off, screenplay by John Hughes)...
• It is now possible for a flight attendant to get a pilot pregnant.
  -- Richard J. Ferris, president of United Airline...
• Nelson's Law: The better the four-wheel drive, the further away you'll be when you get stuck.
• Four-wheel-drive just means you can get stuck in even more inaccessible places. -- Phillips' Law
• I don't know about microwave ovens. Food should not get hotter as you're eating it.
  It can't be good for you ... Maybe it's just mine....
• Circular logic will only make you dizzy." -- Peri "I know a computer when I talk to one!
  -- The Docto...