Nelson: What's in the bag, wuss? [grabs it from Bart]
Oh, look: [contemptuously] Campers' Pampers. Heh.
[Dolph, Jimbo, and Kearney appear, and the four bullies start
to play "Keepaway!"]
Bart: Yeah, whatever. [walks away]
Jimbo: [blocking his path] You better pretend you want your uniform
[The bullies begin to play Keepaway again]
Bart: [half-hearted] Oh, no. Woe is me. My precious uniform.
-- Oozing sincerity, "Boy Scoutz 'N the Hood"