Nelson: What's in the bag, wuss? [grabs it from Bart]
Oh, look: [contemptuously] Campers' Pampers. Heh.
[Dolph, Jimbo, and Kearney appear, and the four bullies start
to play "Keepaway!"]
Bart: Yeah, whatever. [walks away]
Jimbo: [blocking his path] You better pretend you want your uniform
back, twerp!
Bart: [gulps]
[The bullies begin to play Keepaway again]
Bart: [half-hearted] Oh, no. Woe is me. My precious uniform.
-- Oozing sincerity, "Boy Scoutz 'N the Hood"
Oh, look: [contemptuously] Campers' Pampers. Heh.
[Dolph, Jimbo, and Kearney appear, and the four bullies start
to play "Keepaway!"]
Bart: Yeah, whatever. [walks away]
Jimbo: [blocking his path] You better pretend you want your uniform
back, twerp!
Bart: [gulps]
[The bullies begin to play Keepaway again]
Bart: [half-hearted] Oh, no. Woe is me. My precious uniform.
-- Oozing sincerity, "Boy Scoutz 'N the Hood"
Related:
- Edna: Take out a sheet of paper, books under your desk.
Warren: [whining] I'm supposed to -- I've got -- I'm supposed to -- Edna... - Bart: [groans] Oh, my head.
Lisa: Tsk, tsk, tsk, the remorse of the sugar junkie.
Bart: Ohh...I don't remember anything. Lisa: Really?... - Jimbo and Kearney restrain Bart]
Nelson: [beating on Bart] This is for wasting teacher's valuable time!
Lisa: [punches Jimbo, pulls his shirt half over his head] Lay off, guys!... - Bart: Psst! Over here.
Marge: Huh?
Bart: Mom, I need a dollar.
Ever since you started teaching here kids have been taking my lunch money, and I need that money for candy.... - Lisa: So Mom, what are you going to do with your day off?
Marge: I just want to relax and forget that I'm part of that thin blue line which stands between civilization and chaos.... - Ned: Well sir, just apply a smidgen of peanut butter to an ordinary
pinecone and you've got yourself a makeshift bird feeder, sir!
Bart: I'm outta here, man. [starts to leave] Ned... - Bart: All I've got to do is take this uniform back after school.
Milhouse: You're lucky. You only joined the Junior Campe... - Bart: [sighs with relief] Willy's gone for good. Now I can get back
to my normal dream
me and Krusty winning the Super Bowl! [Krusty, dressed in a football uniform, runs up as a crowd cheers] Krusty... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish.
Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
