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• Microsoft Employees Go On Strike, Demand Reduced Salaries REDMOND, WA -- Several hundred programmers walked off their jobs at Microsoft Headquarters on Friday to protest their shoddy public image.
  My friends all think I'm a servant of Satan because I get my paycheck from Microsoft," explained Microserf Eric Eshleman....
• 640K ought to be enough for anybody. -- Bill Gates, Microsoft boss, 1981
• I once heard Bill Gates say, "WHAT?!?! Netscape caused an invalid page fault!
  ?! Only Microsoft programs have the code to do that!...
• I can jump spreadsheets. -- Bill Gate
• Windows by Microsoft: The Gates of Hell.
• Bill Gates Passes Turing Test LONDON, ENGLAND -- Microsoft proclaimed that they have passed the Turing Test by creating a Bill Gates multimedia simulacrum that crack BBC interviewer Jeremy Paxman couldn't distinguish from the real thing.
  I never would have expected this," Paxman said about the Gates AI program....
• Bill Gates is surfing the Internet, collecting the URLs of anti-Micrsoft websites to send to the legal department for possible libel lawsuits.
  Suddenly the devil appears, and says, "Bill, I've got a deal for you....
• The gates in my computer are AND, OR and NOT; they are not Bill.
• NT IS UNIX. -- Bill Gate