Marge: Homey, I appreciate this, but I'd really like to get some sleep.
Homer: Oh, of course, my sweet. I'll just make some soothing ocean
sounds for you.
[blows, imitating waves]
[imitates foghorn]
[squawks loudly, upsetting Marge]
[blows again]
[Long John Silver] Arr, matey!
-- I hate the sea and everything in it,
"A Milhouse Divided"
Homer: Oh, of course, my sweet. I'll just make some soothing ocean
sounds for you.
[blows, imitating waves]
[imitates foghorn]
[squawks loudly, upsetting Marge]
[blows again]
[Long John Silver] Arr, matey!
-- I hate the sea and everything in it,
"A Milhouse Divided"
Related:
- Homer: It's a second wedding, honey. Our first one was so crummy, I had
to make it up to you.
I really love you. Marge: Oh, Homey. I know you love me.... - Marge, can't we get some clear plates? I can't see the TV!
-- Practical Homer, "A Milhouse Divided... - Homer: Oh, who am I kidding? I _am_ slow.
Marge: Oh, Homey, if you feel so bad about yourself, there's always
things you can do to feel better.
Homer: Take another bath in malt liquor? Marge: There's that.... - Marge: Mmm, I hope you kept the Homey-fires burning.
[Homer snores] Homer... Homer: Huh?... - Homer: Woo hoo! I'm so glad to have my mom back. I never realized how
much I missed her!
Marge: [pause] She's nice. Homer: But...? Marge: I just don't think you should get too excited about the woman who abandoned you for 25 years.... - Bart: Look, Mom, it feels really weird having you on my turf.
How would you feel if I started mopping the floor?... - Wolf: Come out, come out, or I'll bloooow your house in.
Pigs: Not by the hairs of our chinny chin chin. Ba... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish.
Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?... - Homer: Marge, will you marry me?
Marge: Why? Am I pregnant?
-- The best reason of all, "A Milhouse Divided...
