Homer: [on phone] Hello, Selma? Selma my dear, how are you? ...
Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh. Listen, shut up for a second. How
would you like to marry Apu so he doesn't get deported?
Selma: I'd rather eat poison. My name's already Selma Bouvier
Terwilliger Hutz McClure. God knows it's long enough without
Nahassapeema-whatever. From now on, I'm only marrying for
love. ... Mmm, possibly once more for money.
-- Like the black widow, but not deadly,
"Much Apu About Nothing"
Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh. Listen, shut up for a second. How
would you like to marry Apu so he doesn't get deported?
Selma: I'd rather eat poison. My name's already Selma Bouvier
Terwilliger Hutz McClure. God knows it's long enough without
Nahassapeema-whatever. From now on, I'm only marrying for
love. ... Mmm, possibly once more for money.
-- Like the black widow, but not deadly,
"Much Apu About Nothing"
Related:
- Selma: Now, Mr. McClure, would you like to take off those glasses,
and read the top line? [points to an eye chart]... - Homer: Not a bear in sight. The Bear Patrol must be working like a
charm.
Lisa: That's spacious reasoning, Dad. Homer: Thank... - Kid: Paper or plastic?
Selma: You decide. [looks down] So,
wearing a belt, are you? Kid: Uh-huh. Selma: No... - Marge: [hearing the doorbell] Just a second!
Homer:
D'oh! [whimpers] Huh? [spots a bookcase] I... - Troy: [surprised in disgust] Uh... Hello, beautiful!
John Law tells me I might need to wear these... - Marge: I've got to tell Homer about this baby in just the right
way and at just the right time.
Until then, please, keep this to yourselves... - That's the way (uh-huh,
uh-huh) I like it... - Marge: [bright] Well, as Jerry Lee Lewis would say,
"There's a whole lotta frownin' going on". ... - Troy: My good looks paid for that pool, and my talent filled it with
water.
Hi, I'm Troy McClure, your future uncle. Lisa: Hi....
