The Doll's Trying To Kill Me, And The Toaster's Been Laughing At Me.
The doll's trying to kill me, and the toaster's been laughing at me.
-- Homer Simpson
Treehouse of Horror III
Doll: Guess who, Fat boy!! Homer: [blinded, bumping around, with the doll strapped to his head] Marge!
Marge! Look! Marge: [from the kitchen] Oh, my God!...
Marge: Homer, what's wrong? Homer: [pointing to the harmless doll] That doll tried to kill me!
Bart: I'd say the pressure has finally gotten to Dad, but what pressure?...
Your doll is trying to kill my husband! [pause] Yes, I'll hold.
-- Marge calls the hotline, "Treehouse of Horror III...
Doll: Here you go, buddy. Homer: Did you walk the dog?
Doll: Yeah, he buried me a couple of times. Home...
Oooh, what a day. Homer made me give him a sponge bath [shudders] But coming home to you makes it all worthwhile.
-- Krusty Doll to Malibu Stacey, "Treehouse of Horror III...
Doll: I'm Krusty the Klown and I don't like you. Home
Heh heh heh heh. Doll: I'm Krusty the Klown and I'm going to *kill* you!...
You think your dirty socks can stop me?! Well, they *are* making me.
.. dizzy. Ooooohhh.....
Homer: That's not so scary. Lisa: A doll... From *Hell*!
Homer: [cowardly] I'm gonna go to the store... Lisa...
Oh my God, someone's trying to kill me! Oh wait, it's for Bart.
-- Homer Simpson Cape Feare...