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• Executive: Gentlemen, we've got to sink this Lisa Lionheart doll, and fast!
  It's time to call in a favor from Washington. Senato...
• Lisa: [reading the classifieds] Hey, here's a good job, Dad!
  Oh, wait, you have to know how to operate an ultrasonic lithotriptor....
• Doll: Here you go, buddy. Homer: Did you walk the dog?
  Doll: Yeah, he buried me a couple of times. Home...
• The doll's trying to kill me, and the toaster's been laughing at me.
  -- Homer Simpson Treehouse of Horror III...
• Doll: Guess who, Fat boy!! Homer: [blinded, bumping around, with the doll strapped to his head] Marge!
  Marge! Look! Marge: [from the kitchen] Oh, my God!...
• Homer: ...and his _wife_ comes through the door! Ba
  [bored] So? Homer: Did I mention that she was dead?...
• Marge: Homer, what's wrong? Homer: [pointing to the harmless doll] That doll tried to kill me!
  Bart: I'd say the pressure has finally gotten to Dad, but what pressure?...
• Lisa: Grandpa's a vampire? Bart: We're all vampires!
  Lisa: But, no! We killed Mr. Burns -- Homer: You have to kill the _head_ vampire....
• Doll: I'm Krusty the Klown and I don't like you. Home
  Heh heh heh heh. Doll: I'm Krusty the Klown and I'm going to *kill* you!...