Your Doll Is Trying To Kill My Husband! [pause] Yes, I'll Hold.
Your doll is trying to kill my husband! [pause] Yes, I'll hold.
-- Marge calls the hotline, "Treehouse of Horror III"
Doll: Guess who, Fat boy!! Homer: [blinded, bumping around, with the doll strapped to his head] Marge!
Marge! Look! Marge: [from the kitchen] Oh, my God!...
The doll's trying to kill me, and the toaster's been laughing at me.
-- Homer Simpson Treehouse of Horror III...
Marge: Homer, what's wrong? Homer: [pointing to the harmless doll] That doll tried to kill me!
Bart: I'd say the pressure has finally gotten to Dad, but what pressure?...
Abe: [shouting] That doll is *Evil*, I tells ya. Evil!
Eeeeeeviillll!!! Marge: Grandpa, you said that about all the presents....
Doll: I'm Krusty the Klown and I don't like you. Home
Heh heh heh heh. Doll: I'm Krusty the Klown and I'm going to *kill* you!...
pointing to a Good/Evil switch on the back of the doll] Yup, here's your problem.
Someone set this thing to "Evil". -- Krusty Co. repairman, "Treehouse of Horror III...
You think your dirty socks can stop me?! Well, they *are* making me.
.. dizzy. Ooooohhh.....
Oh boy, mold! That's science fair pay dirt.
-- I can't hold my excitement, "Treehouse of Horror VII...
Marge: [into microphone] Hello, police? This is Marge Simpson.
My husband is on a murderous rampage. Over....