Doll: Here You Go, Buddy. Homer: Did You Walk The Dog?
Doll: Here you go, buddy.
Homer: Did you walk the dog?
Doll: Yeah, he buried me a couple of times.
Homer: Yeah, dogs like to bury old junk.
Doll: [grumbles, sotto voce] Yeah, you stupid idiot.
-- "Treehouse of Horror III"
Lisa: [sotto voce] Dad, do you notice anything strange?
Homer: [sotto voce] Yeah, his hairdo looks so queer -- Bu...
Oooh, what a day. Homer made me give him a sponge bath [shudders] But coming home to you makes it all worthwhile.
-- Krusty Doll to Malibu Stacey, "Treehouse of Horror III...
Doll: I'm Krusty the Klown and I don't like you. Home
Heh heh heh heh. Doll: I'm Krusty the Klown and I'm going to *kill* you!...
The doll's trying to kill me, and the toaster's been laughing at me.
-- Homer Simpson Treehouse of Horror III...
Marge: Homer, what's wrong? Homer: [pointing to the harmless doll] That doll tried to kill me!
Bart: I'd say the pressure has finally gotten to Dad, but what pressure?...
Homer: That's not so scary. Lisa: A doll... From *Hell*!
Homer: [cowardly] I'm gonna go to the store... Lisa...
Doll: Guess who, Fat boy!! Homer: [blinded, bumping around, with the doll strapped to his head] Marge!
Marge! Look! Marge: [from the kitchen] Oh, my God!...
You think your dirty socks can stop me?! Well, they *are* making me.
.. dizzy. Ooooohhh.....
Hey baby! Get comfortable. Relaaax. It's a little hot for that cheerleader outfit, don't you think?
-- The Evil Krusty Doll to Malibu Stacey, "Treehouse of Horror III...