You Think Your Dirty Socks Can Stop Me?! Well, They *are* Making Me.
You think your dirty socks can stop me?!
Well, they *are* making me... dizzy. Ooooohhh..
-- The Evil Krusty Doll trapped in a laundry bag,
"Treehouse of Horror III"
Hey baby! Get comfortable. Relaaax. It's a little hot for that cheerleader outfit, don't you think?
-- The Evil Krusty Doll to Malibu Stacey, "Treehouse of Horror III...
pointing to a Good/Evil switch on the back of the doll] Yup, here's your problem.
Someone set this thing to "Evil". -- Krusty Co. repairman, "Treehouse of Horror III...
Oooh, what a day. Homer made me give him a sponge bath [shudders] But coming home to you makes it all worthwhile.
-- Krusty Doll to Malibu Stacey, "Treehouse of Horror III...
The doll's trying to kill me, and the toaster's been laughing at me.
-- Homer Simpson Treehouse of Horror III...
Zombie Krusty: To enter, send me your parents' brains.
Or write "Parents' brains" on a three by five card, and send it to....
Doll: Here you go, buddy. Homer: Did you walk the dog?
Doll: Yeah, he buried me a couple of times. Home...
Homer: I suppose you want to probe me. Well, you might as well get it over with.
Kang: Stop! We have reached the limits of what rectal probing can teach us....
Abe: [shouting] That doll is *Evil*, I tells ya. Evil!
Eeeeeeviillll!!! Marge: Grandpa, you said that about all the presents....
Marge: Homer, what's wrong? Homer: [pointing to the harmless doll] That doll tried to kill me!
Bart: I'd say the pressure has finally gotten to Dad, but what pressure?...