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• Homer: [awkwardly] Uh...so, let's have a conversation.
  Um...I think we'll find we have very little in common....
• Oh, everything's too damned expensive these days. This bible cost 15 bucks!
  And talk about a preachy book! Everybody's a sinner! Except this guy. -- Homer Simpso...
• Even the Chinese are against me. -- Homer Simpson The Last Temptation of Home
• Uh, so. Let's have a conversation. Uh, I think we'll find that we have very little in common.
  -- Homer Simpson The Last Temptation of Home...
• Bart: Hey Lis, I found a big caramel deposit at the small of her back!
  Lisa: [under the coat] I'm coming! [the coat bursts and deluges candy in a big pile] [Bart and Lisa fall out, laughing and cheering] Home...
• Silence, FOUL TEMPTRESS!!!
• Lisa: Are you hiding something from me? Homer: Like what?
  Lisa: Judging from your song, you're infatuated with a woman named Mindy....
• Homer: Hello, hotline? I'm very tempted by another woman.
  Ned: Homer Simpson? That's a dilly of a pickle....
• Lisa: Dad, remember how you said going to Itchy and Scratchy Land would be too damned expensive?
  Homer: Oh, everything's too damned expensive these days....