Bart: Hey Lis, I found a big caramel deposit at the small of her back!
Lisa: [under the coat] I'm coming!
[the coat bursts and deluges candy in a big pile]
[Bart and Lisa fall out, laughing and cheering]
Homer: Wait a minute, wait a minute! Where's my Gummi de Milo? OK,
don't panic, she can't have gotten far. She has no arms.
Marge: [exasperated] I'm sure it'll turn up! Take the babysitter home
now. She's been sitting in the car for twenty minutes.
Homer: Relax, Marge, there's plenty for her to do in there. [horn honks
outside] See? She's having the time of her life.
-- Bet she's flashing the headlights too,
"Homer Bad Man"
Lisa: [under the coat] I'm coming!
[the coat bursts and deluges candy in a big pile]
[Bart and Lisa fall out, laughing and cheering]
Homer: Wait a minute, wait a minute! Where's my Gummi de Milo? OK,
don't panic, she can't have gotten far. She has no arms.
Marge: [exasperated] I'm sure it'll turn up! Take the babysitter home
now. She's been sitting in the car for twenty minutes.
Homer: Relax, Marge, there's plenty for her to do in there. [horn honks
outside] See? She's having the time of her life.
-- Bet she's flashing the headlights too,
"Homer Bad Man"
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but now I know you kids need a less hellbound family... - Homer: Ehh, someone had to take the babysitter home.
Then I noticed she was sitting on the gummi... - Lisa: Look, we got a package from the Mr. Sparkle company in Japan.
Homer: Ooh! [opens package, but only Styrofoam... - Marge: Now wait a minute, I'm not sure about this. Every time we've
ever gone on vacation I end up being horribly embarrassed.
We end up in a big fight and we come home more... - Homer: Honey, I'm home!
Marge: Hello, dear. How was work at the plant?
Homer: It's not a plant, Marge, it's a tree, and...
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- God: Does Saint Louis still have a team?
Homer: Naw,
they moved to Phoenix. God: Oh. Right. -- God... - Marge: Mmm...I'll sew that eye back on.
Bart: No! Let's send Burns the eye in the mail;
he'll pay more money if he thinks the bear's... - Flanders: Many people offer to sell their souls without reflecting on
the grave ramifications -
Homer: [impatiently] _Do_ you have a donut or not?... - Homer: But wait...you can't kill me for being Krusty the Klown.
I'm not him...I'm Homer Simpson! Tony: The... - Hi, I'm Larry King.
In the beginning, God created the heaven and the earth.
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