Lisa: Are you hiding something from me?
Homer: Like what?
Lisa: Judging from your song, you're infatuated with a woman named
Mindy. [despondent] Or a man named Andy.
Homer: [making things up] Lisa, look out behind you!
Lisa: [jovial] Dad, I'm not gonna fall for that.
Homer: No, Lisa, I swear to you: I'm 100% completely serious! You've
got to turn around right now before it's too late!
Lisa: [turns] Huh?
Homer: [running away] Sucker!
-- No trick too childish, "The Last Temptation of Homer"