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• Homer: [gulps] I suppose you want to probe me. Well, might as well get it over with.
  [unzips his pants] Kang: [disgusted] Stop! We have reached the limits of what rectal probing can teach us....
• Homer: America, take a good look at your beloved candidates.
  They're nothing but hideous space reptiles....
• Homer: I guess you mean President Clinton. He usually hangs around Washington, D.
  C. Kang: President Clin-Ton? Excellent. Homer: Except, um....
• Barclay: "Do you suppose this has changed the way people think about me?
  LaForge: "Well, to tell you the truth, Reg, we don't know what to think....
• Well, let's get started: you want to be on the right or the left?
  -- Hugo, about to sew himself to Bart, "Treehouse of Horror VII...
• George: Uh, Mr. President, Sir. People are becoming a bit.
  .. confused by the way your and your opponent are, well, constantly holding hands....
• Marge: [walking in] Homer! Where did you get that?
  Homer: [pause] Get what? Marge: That giant donut. Home...
• Kent: Senator Dole, why should people vote for you instead of President Clinton?
  Kang: It makes no difference which one of us you vote for....
• Lisa: Listen, I can take care of everything. All you have to do is unshrink me.
  Frink: Unshrink you? Well, that would require some sort of a *re*-bigulator, which is a concept so ridiculous is makes me want to laugh out loud and chortle, and....