Dr. H: This little boy broke his leg trying to fly like Superman.
This boy's brother hit him in the head with a wrench, mimicking a
recent TV wrestling match.
I won't even subject you to the horrors of our Three Stooges
ward.
Marge: Gee, I never realized TV was such a dangerous influence.
Dr. H: Well, as tragic as all this is, it's a small price to pay for
countless hours of top-notch entertainment.
Homer: Amen!
-- Dr. Hibert shows Bart the injury ward,
"Bart the Daredevil"
This boy's brother hit him in the head with a wrench, mimicking a
recent TV wrestling match.
I won't even subject you to the horrors of our Three Stooges
ward.
Marge: Gee, I never realized TV was such a dangerous influence.
Dr. H: Well, as tragic as all this is, it's a small price to pay for
countless hours of top-notch entertainment.
Homer: Amen!
-- Dr. Hibert shows Bart the injury ward,
"Bart the Daredevil"
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