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• Marge: Homer, you're his father. You've got to reason with him.
  Homer: Oh, that never works. He's a goner! Bart the Daredevil...
• Homer: He's done it, Marge; there's nothing we can do.
  He's as good as dead! [bawls] Marge: You're his father, you've got to try and reason with him....
• Bart: How about, "Crocodiles bit off my face." Marge
  That's disgusting! And besides, when a woman lives a man, it doesn't matter that a crocodiles bit off his face....
• Bart: Hey, where's Homer? Marge: Your father's ...
  esting. Bart: Resting hung over? Resting got fired?...
• Marge: I'm happy for the school. It sounds like this money's going to provide a lot of new opportunities.
  Bart: Big deal. They didn't approve my idea; they said it was unfeasible....
• All of us pull a few `boners' now and then, go off `half-cocked', make `asses' of ourselves.
  I don't want to be `hard on' you......
• Marge: I'm afraid we're going to need a bigger house.
  Homer: No, we won't. I've got it all figured out....
• Homer: I've figured out the boy's punishment. First, he's grounded.
  No leaving the house, not even for school....