Marge: [goes into labor] Oh!
Homer: [rolls up his sleeves] Step aside. I'll deliver this baby.
Dr. H: Uh, why don't you let me handle it, Homer?
Homer: [confrontationally] Oh, a college boy, eh?
-- The birth of Bart, "I Married Marge"
Homer: [rolls up his sleeves] Step aside. I'll deliver this baby.
Dr. H: Uh, why don't you let me handle it, Homer?
Homer: [confrontationally] Oh, a college boy, eh?
-- The birth of Bart, "I Married Marge"
Related:
- Homer: Why don't people like me, Marge?
Marge: Mmm
everyone likes you, you're a wonderful person. Homer... - Homer: Let me set the scene for you, Marge.
Marge: All right
Homer: It's a 7-10 split. Marge: Uh huh? Homer: The... - Marge: Homer, I've been thinking, if the baby's a boy
what do you think of the name Larry? Homer:... - Marge: An A+! How did you do it?
Homer: Oh, let's just say I had help from a little magic box
Marge: You changed your grade with a computer? Homer... - Marge answers the door]
Moe: Oh, h -- hi, Marge. I heard you and Homer broke up so I'm
declaring my intentions to move in on his territory
Here, I, uh...brung you some posies. Marge:... - Lisa: What do you say to a boy to let him know you're not interested
Marge: Well, honey, when I... Homer: [puts up a hand]... - Homer: That John is the greatest guy in the world. We've gotta have him
and his wife over for drinks sometime
Marge: Hmm, I don't think he's married, Homer. Homer... - Marge: Oh, Homie! Are you okay?
Homer: [in pain and sorrow] I can't remember where we parked
Marge: That's all right. We'll just wait till everyone... - Homer: Stand aside, Marge, I'm taking the boy deer hunting
He's going to grow up _straight_ for once! Marge...
