Homer: "Carpal tunnel syndrome"...no.
"Lumber lung"...no.
"Juggler's despair"...no.
"Achy breaky pelvis"...no. Oh, I'm never going to be disabled!
I'm sick of being so healthy.
Hey, wait...hyper-obesity! "If you weigh more than 300 pounds,
you qualify as disabled."
-- A fanfare plays, "King-Size Homer"
"Lumber lung"...no.
"Juggler's despair"...no.
"Achy breaky pelvis"...no. Oh, I'm never going to be disabled!
I'm sick of being so healthy.
Hey, wait...hyper-obesity! "If you weigh more than 300 pounds,
you qualify as disabled."
-- A fanfare plays, "King-Size Homer"
Related:
- Carpal Tunnel Syndrome? No. Lumber Lung? No. Jugglers despair?
No. Achy-Breaky Pelvis? No. Oh, I'm never going... - Marge: I would love you if you weighed 1,000 pounds but .
Homer: Beautiful. G'night. King-Size... - Marge: [getting thrown on top of Homer] Whoa!
Homer:
Oh! Hello, honey. Marge: Hi. Erm, there's something... - Lisa: [annoyed] Dad!
Homer: Yes, sweetheart?
Lisa:
Obesity is really unhealthy; any doctor will tell you... - Homer: [whines] Ohh...225! That means I lost weight!
Bart: Ahem...Homer, you're, uh, on the towel rack.... - Homer: I'm going to have to shut it down myself. Fat,
don't fail me now! [jumps in car; tires... - The other day I put my wrists in front of my eyes.
I had Carpal Tunnel Vision Syndrome... - Homer: Shame on all of you. Give me my dignity! I just came here to
see "Honk If You're Horny" in peace.
Manager: Sir, if you'd just quiet down, I'd be happy... - Vittorio: The fact that you did not do the trick well is the biggest
insult of all -
[cocks gun] Krusty: [bursting in] Hey guys, I came...
