Homer: Oh...I don't have a friend in the world.
Moe: [outside] Let us through!
Barney: [outside] ...Homer's true friends!
Marge: Oh, _really_?
Moe: Come on, let us through, you vultures!
Homer: Oh, Marge, it's a miracle.
Moe: How can you judge this man without talking to the people who
know him best? _We_ got the real dirt on Homer Simpson, and the
bidding starts at ten G's!
Man 1: I bid ten G's!
Man 2: Ten-five G's!
-- Homer's true materialistic friends, "Homer Bad Man"
Moe: [outside] Let us through!
Barney: [outside] ...Homer's true friends!
Marge: Oh, _really_?
Moe: Come on, let us through, you vultures!
Homer: Oh, Marge, it's a miracle.
Moe: How can you judge this man without talking to the people who
know him best? _We_ got the real dirt on Homer Simpson, and the
bidding starts at ten G's!
Man 1: I bid ten G's!
Man 2: Ten-five G's!
-- Homer's true materialistic friends, "Homer Bad Man"
Related:
- Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish.
Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?... - Barney: Today, you're gonna be a man, Bart.
Ba
You guys going to teach me to drive? Moe: [to Barney] Oh, yeah, let a twinkle-toes drive Betsy.... - Moe: So, come on: I need a name that says friendly, all-American
cooking.
Homer: How about, "Chairman Moe's Magic Wok"? Barney... - Moe: Come on, don't take this so hard, Homer. You still got that
other kid, uh.
.. Lisa. Let's, uh, take her out hunting tomorrow... - Homer: Oh, I can't believe it, I got an enemy. Me the most beloved
man in Springfield.
Moe: Ah, it's a weird world, Homer. As hard as it is to believe, some people don't care for me, neither.... - Moe: Hello.
Homer: Moe, what are you doing here?
Moe
What? What, a bartender can't come by and say hi to his best customer?... - Homer: Why don't people like me, Marge?
Marge: Mmm, everyone likes you, you're a wonderful person.
Homer: Why don't those stupid idiots let me in their crappy club for jerks?... - Homer: Now Marge, "Dear Abby" says seeing films about air travel can
calm your fears.
Ooh! Here are some upbeat titles: "Hero", "Fearless".... - Moe: Gee, business stinks tonight. Where's Barney, Lenny, and Carl?
Homer: Aw, they never come around any more now that they've got their _mistresses_....
