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• Marge: I can't believe our government would set up Bart like that!
  I'm must say, I'm very angry at the State Department right now....
• Homer: Oh, yeah, this is the life! Boy, next summer can you commit some fraud in Orlando, Florida?
  Bart: I'm way ahead of you, Dad. Conover: [walking in] Kno-ock!...
• Conover: And Bart's childish taunting agitated the Aussies further.
  Homer: Oh, he'll agitate you. Ho, ho! He sure will....
• Bart: Hey, G.I.Joe: your sign's broken. We're already in Australia.
  Marine: Actually, Sir, the embassy is considered American soil, Sir!...
• Marge: Bart, did you trick an Australian boy into accepting a $
  900 collect call? Bart: Yes, 'm. Homer: [looking at globe] Hmm, there it i...
• Marge: We'll meet you boys back here for dinner. Good luck, honey.
  [kisses Bart] Lisa: Bart, I'm sorry I'm going to miss your public humiliation, but the Wolumbaloo Dirt Monument is just too exciting to pass up!...
• Bart: Dad, I want to be a daredevil. Homer: Heh heh heh.
  Kids say such stupid things. -- "Bart the Daredevil...
• Ward: We _did_ it! We've worked out a compromise that will allow both nations to save face.
  Conover: We've argued them down to...a booting. Everyone...
• Bart flicks a pocket knife open and closed repeatedly] Ma
  You call that a knife? _This_ is a knife. Ba...