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• Homer: Ohhhhh... Marge: What? Homer: I'm used to seeing people promoted ahead of me.
  Friends, co-workers, Tibor... I never thought it'd be my own wife....
• Homer: Welcome to the Simpson residence or "casa de Simpson," as I call it.
  Grimes: Yeah, what did you want to see me about, Simpson?...
• Marge Simpson : Resume : : Homemake
  1980 to present \> -- It's my job, and I'll apply if I want to, "Marge Gets a Job...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• You mean, I'm on my own? I've never been on my own.
  Oh no! On own! On own! I need help. Oh, God help me!...
• A Simpson on a T-shirt. I never thought I'd see the day.
  .. -- Marge reacts disapprovingly to Homer's likeness on a T-shirt, "Dancin' Home...
• You heard me. I won't be in for the rest of the week .
  .. I told you. My baby beat me up ... Oh, it is not the worst excuse I ever thought up....
• Now, Marge, just remember. If something goes wrong at the plant, blame the guy who can't speak English.
  Ah, Tibor, how many times have you saved my butt?...
• Homer: So anyway, Lenny and Carl are never around on Wednesdays and they don't tell me where they go.
  It's like a conspiracy. Bart: A conspiracy, eh? You think they might be involved in the Kennedy assassination in some way?...