Marge: I can't believe you vandalized your own hometown, Bart. What
would Jebediah Springfield say?
Bart: I think he'd be cool with it.
Marge: Oh. Homer, will you please help me make a big deal of this?
Homer: What for? Nobody cared when Bogart defaced that sidewalk in
-- Except Jebediah Hollywood, maybe, "Lemon of Troy"