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• If you want to get something done, give it to a busy person.
• In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you want anything done, ask a woman.
  -- Margaret Thatche...
• If you want work well done, select a busy man -- the other kind has no time -- Elbert Hubbard
• If you want something done properly, kill Baldrick before you start.
  -- Edmund Blackadder -- Dish and Dishonesty...
• If you want to get something DONE, stay out of universities.
  -- John Hammond in Jurassic Park (The Book), page 125...
• A promoter is a person who wants to sell you something you don't need that he does not have
  at a price you can't afford, and for reasons neither of you can possibly understand, but the deal goes through and now you make your living using the things no one wanted to do what everyone said could not be done, for people who don't want what you offer....
• Burns: Well, Simpson, I must say, once you're been through something like that with a person, you never want to see that person again.
  Homer: You said it, you weirdo. Mountain Madne...
• If not for us, you might have done something constructive.
• If you want it done right, forget about Microsoft.