Homer: You Don't Quit Your Job Because You Don't Like It, You Just Go In And Do It Really Half-assed.
Simpsons Sly Social Commentary
Homer: You don't quit your job because you don't like it, you just go in and do it really half-assed.
Episode: Don't remember, do you?
Lisa, if you don't like your job you don't strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed.
That's the American way. -- Homer Simpson The PTA Disband...
Homer: Lousy teachers, trying to palm off our kids on us!
Lisa: But, Dad, by striking, they're trying to effect a change in management so that they can be happier and more productive....
Then you must be Don Francisco's sister!
If you can do a half-assed job of anything, you're a one-eyed man in a kingdom of the blind.
-- Kurt Vonnegut, Jr....
Homer: This is my quest. I'm like that guy. That Spanish guy.
You know, he fought the windmill... Marge: Don Quixote?...
Clinton wants us to sacrifice - We should start with the politicians.
Which do you recommend - burning at the stake, an altar & knife job, or the tried-and-true 'Feed the Volcano' method?...
Do you suffer painful elimination? -- Don Knuth, "Structured Programming with Gotos" Do you suffer painful recrimination?
-- Nancy Boxer, "Structured Programming with Come-froms" Do you suffer painful illumination?...
Homer: Cloning is a troubling issue. I like the ones with blood. Episode: don't remember, do you?
The brighter you are, the more you have to learn. -- Don Herold