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• Lisa, if you don't like your job you don't strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed.
  That's the American way. -- Homer Simpson The PTA Disband...
• Homer: Lousy teachers, trying to palm off our kids on us!
  Lisa: But, Dad, by striking, they're trying to effect a change in management so that they can be happier and more productive....
• Then you must be Don Francisco's sister!
• If you can do a half-assed job of anything, you're a one-eyed man in a kingdom of the blind.
  -- Kurt Vonnegut, Jr....
• Homer: This is my quest. I'm like that guy. That Spanish guy.
  You know, he fought the windmill... Marge: Don Quixote?...
• Clinton wants us to sacrifice - We should start with the politicians.
  Which do you recommend - burning at the stake, an altar & knife job, or the tried-and-true 'Feed the Volcano' method?...
• Do you suffer painful elimination? -- Don Knuth, "Structured Programming with Gotos" Do you suffer painful recrimination?
  -- Nancy Boxer, "Structured Programming with Come-froms" Do you suffer painful illumination?...
• Homer: Cloning is a troubling issue. I like the ones with blood. Episode: don't remember, do you?
• The brighter you are, the more you have to learn. -- Don Herold