Chandler: Well, Y'know, I Had Some Trouble With It At First Too, But The Way I Look At It Is, I Get All The Good Stuff

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Chandler: Well, y'know, I had some trouble with it at first too, but the
way I look at it is, I get all the good stuff: all the fun, all the talking,
all the sex; and none of the responsibility. I mean, this is every guy's

Phoebe: Oh, yeah. That is not true. Ross, is this your fantasy?

Ross: No, of course not! [Thinks] ...Yeah, yeah, it is.

Monica: What? So you guys don't mind going out with someone else who's
going out with someone else?

Joey: I couldn't do it.

Monica: Good for you, Joey.

Joey: When I'm with a woman, I need to know that I'm going out with more
people than she is.

Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends"