Joey: God, I just, I hate her! I hate her!! With her, "Oh, I'm so talented."
and "Oh, I'm so pretty," and "Ooh, I smell so good."
Chandler: I think somebody has a crush on somebody.
Joey: Hey, Chandler, can we please stay focused on my problem here?! You
know?
Chandler: I'm talking about you. You big, big freak.
Joey: Oh. (realises) Ohh. Ohh, you're out of your mind.
Chandler: Hey, you have nothing but talk about her for the last 48 hours!
If you were in a school yard you'd be pulling her pigtails and pushing her
down now!
Joey: Oh, yeah?! Then how come I keep thinking about her in all these
sexual scenarios and stuff, huh?!
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and "Oh, I'm so pretty," and "Ooh, I smell so good."
Chandler: I think somebody has a crush on somebody.
Joey: Hey, Chandler, can we please stay focused on my problem here?! You
know?
Chandler: I'm talking about you. You big, big freak.
Joey: Oh. (realises) Ohh. Ohh, you're out of your mind.
Chandler: Hey, you have nothing but talk about her for the last 48 hours!
If you were in a school yard you'd be pulling her pigtails and pushing her
down now!
Joey: Oh, yeah?! Then how come I keep thinking about her in all these
sexual scenarios and stuff, huh?!
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I can sleep with his wife. Joey: Karen. Chandler... - Ross: Oh come on, we just had this huge fight, all right,
don't I have to wait a while? Chandler: Hey, this... - Joey: These little women. Wow!
Chandler: Your liking it,
huh? Joey: Oh yeah! Amy just burned Jo's manuscript... - Chandler: I am telling you, years from now, schoolchildren will study it
as one of the greatest first dates of all time.
It was unbelievable! We could totally be ourselves... - Monica: Okay. It's-it's about Alan. There's something that you should know.
I mean, there's really no easy way to say this.. uh... - Joey: Oh, hey, you guys are finally gonna get to meet Kate!
All: Oh! Joey: (to Chandler) And I ah, borrowed some... - Joey: Hey, this isn't about juice anymore, alright man.
Chandler: Alright, so what's it about? Joey: Eggs... - Joey: All right. [gets up]
Monica: [stopping him] No!
Joey, we swore we'd never tell! Chandler: [running... - Chandler: (entering) Hey, does anybody need anything copied?
I'm going down to the Xerox place. Monica: Oh, no...
