Chandler: I am telling you, years from now, schoolchildren will study it as one of the greatest first dates of all time.

Chandler: I am telling you, years from now, schoolchildren will study it
as one of the greatest first dates of all time. It was unbelievable! We
could totally be ourselves, we didn't have to play any games...

Monica: So have you called her yet?

Chandler: Let her know I like her? What are you, insane?
It's the next day! How needy do I want to seem?
[To the guys] I'm right, right?

Joey & Ross: Oh, yeah. Yeah. Let her dangle.

Monica: I can't believe my parents are actually pressuring me to find one
of you people.

Phoebe: Oh, God, just do it! Call her! Stop being so testosteroney!


Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends"

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