Rachel: Ross, You Had Sex With Another Woman! [Cut To Monica's Bedroom, Both Monica And Phoebe Gasp.

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Rachel: Ross, you had sex with another woman!

[Cut to Monica's bedroom, both Monica and Phoebe gasp.]

Monica: Oh my God.

Phoebe: Oh, I knew something had to be wrong, because my fingernails did
not grow at all yesterday.

Chandler: Yeah, well, I guess they had a fight, and he got drunk...

Monica: Oh!! [hits Chandler and Joey in the head] You guys knew about
this and you didn't tell us?!

Chandler: [to Joey] He has sex, and we get hit in our heads.

Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends"