Chandler Enters Hungover And Groaning ] Monica: How Ya Feelin'?
[Chandler enters hungover and groaning ]
Monica: How ya feelin'?
Chandler: Well, my apartment isn't there anymore, because I drank it.
Phoebe: Where'd you get too? We lost you after you opened up all the
Chandler: Yeah, I ended up in the storage room, and not alone.
All: Woooo hoooo!!!
Chandler: Ow, no "woo-hooing," no "woo-hooing."
Phoebe: Why, what happened?
Chandler: Ah, I fooled around with Joey's sister. (Phoebe gasps) Well,
that's not the worst part.
Monica: What is the worse part?
Chandler: I can't remember which sister.
Ross: [to Rachel ] You see what men do! Don't tell me men are nice!
[points to Chandler ] This is men!!
Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends"
Rachel: Ross, you had sex with another woman! [Cut to Monica's bedroom, both Monica and Phoebe gasp.
] Monica: Oh my God. Phoebe: Oh, I knew something had to be wrong, because my fingernails did not grow at all yesterday....
Joey: All right. [gets up] Monica: [stopping him] No!
Joey, we swore we'd never tell! Chandler: [running over and joining Monica] They'll never understand!...
Chandler: She's amazing! She makes the women that I dream about look like short, fat, bald men!
Monica: Well, go over to her! She's not with anyone....
Ross: Oh come on, we just had this huge fight, all right, don't I have to wait a while?
Chandler: Hey, this isn't like swimming after you eat, pick up the phone!...
Phoebe: Well, then you should come tonight. You know, just hang out with them.
Let them see what a great guy you still are. Chandle...
Rachel: [entering] Okay, stop what you're doing, I need envelope stuffers, I need stamp lickers.
.... Ross: Well hey, who did these resumes for ya?...
Rachel: So Pheebs, pick one of them. Monica: Yeah.
Which one do you like more? Phoebe: Well, Vince is great, y'know `cause, he's like a guy, guy....
Phoebe: Well, you know what Chandler? I think you've gotta face it.
You're like, the guy in the big office, you know. You're the one that hires them, that fires them....
Chandler: I am telling you, years from now, schoolchildren will study it as one of the greatest first dates of all time.
It was unbelievable! We could totally be ourselves, we didn't have to play any games....