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I got pulled over by a cop, and he said, 'do you know the speed limit here is 50 miles per hour?
'. So I said, 'oh, that's OK, I'm not going that far.'. -- Stephen Wrigh...
Someone sent me a postcard picture of the earth. On the back it said, "Wish you were here.
-- Stephen Wrigh...
If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate. -- Stephen Wrigh
Did you sleep well?" "No, I made a couple of mistakes." -- Stephen Wrigh
I hate it when my foot falls asleep during the day because that means it's going to be up all night.
-- Stephen Wrigh...
I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place.
-- Stephen Wrigh...
What's another word for Thesaurus? -- Stephen Wrigh
When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any firearms with me.
I said, "Well, what do you need?" -- Stephen Wrigh...
I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it.
-- Stephen Wrigh...
I went to the bank and asked to borrow a cup of money.
They said, "What for?" I said, "I'm going to buy some sugar." -- Stephen Wrigh...

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