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• I hate it when my foot falls asleep during the day because that means it's going to be up all night.
  -- Steven Wrigh...
• I hate it when my foot falls asleep during the day cause that means it's going to be up all night.
  -- Steven Wrigh...
• I hate it when my foot falls asleep during the day cause that means it's going to be up all night.
  -- Steven Wrigh...
• My girlfriend does her nails with white-out. When she's asleep, I go over there and write misspelled words on them.
  -- Stephen Wrigh...
• One night I walked home very late and fell asleep in somebody's satellite dish.
  My dreams were showing up on TV's all over the world. -- Steven Wrigh...
• A cop stopped me for speeding. He said, 'Why were you going so fast?
  ' I said, 'See this thing my foot is on? It's called an accelerator....
• All the plants in my house are dead -- I shot them last night.
  I was teasing them by watering them with ice cubes. -- Stephen Wrigh...
• I saw a man with a wooden leg, and a real foot. -- Stephen Wrigh