- I installed a skylight in my apartment...
The people who live above me are furious
Stephen... - One time a cop pulled me over for running a stop sign
He said "Didn't you see the stop sign." I said "Yeah... - I went to the eye doctor and found out I needed glasses for reading
So, I got some flip-up contact lenses. -- Stephen... - I have a hobby...I have the world's largest collection of sea shells
I keep it scattered on beaches all over the world.... - I got a new shadow. I had to get rid of the other one
it wasn't doing what I was doing. -- Stephen... - On the other hand, you have different fingers...
Stephen... - I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time
So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. ... - My house is on the median strip of a highway. You don't really
notice
except I have to leave the driveway doing 60 MPH. ... - Last year I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He was using a
dotted line
He caught every other fish. -- Stephen... - I bought a dog the other day... I named him Stay. It's fun to
call him
Come here, Stay! Come here, Stay!" He went insane...
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