- One time a cop pulled me over for running a stop sign.
He said "Didn't you see the stop sign." I said "Yeah... - I went to the eye doctor and found out I needed glasses for reading.
So, I got some flip-up contact lenses. -- Stephen... - I have a hobby...I have the world's largest collection of sea shells.
I keep it scattered on beaches all over the world.... - I got a new shadow. I had to get rid of the other one -
it wasn't doing what I was doing. -- Stephen... - On the other hand, you have different fingers...
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Stephen... - I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time".
So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. ... - My house is on the median strip of a highway. You don't really
notice,
except I have to leave the driveway doing 60 MPH. ... - Last year I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He was using a
dotted line.
He caught every other fish. -- Stephen... - I bought a dog the other day... I named him Stay. It's fun to
call him.
"Come here, Stay! Come here, Stay!" He went insane... - The other day, I was walking my dog around my building.
on the ledge. Some people are afraid of heights. ...
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