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• I had to stop driving my car for a while...the tires got dizzy. -- Steven Wrigh
• I have a switch in my apartment... it doesn't do anything.
  ... Every once in a while, I turn it on and off.......
• I replaced the headlights on my car with strobe lights.
  Now it looks like I'm the only one moving. -- Stephen Wrigh...
• I had a friend who was a clown... when he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car.
  .. -- Stephen Wrigh...
• Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing.
  .. -- Stephen Wrigh...
• Last year we drove across the country... We switched on the driving.
  .. every half mile. We had one cassette tape to listen to on the entire trip....
• I got a new shadow. I had to get rid of the other one -- it wasn't doing what I was doing.
  -- Stephen Wrigh...
• I was driving my car out of the driveway in the usual manner, when it was struck by the other car in the same place it had been struck several times before.
• 24-hour banking? I haven't got time for that." -- Stephen Wrigh