So, do you live around here often?
-- Stephen Wright
-- Stephen Wright
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- So, do you live around here often?
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Steven... - I was in a bar and I walked up to a beautiful woman and said,
"Do you live around here often?" She said, "You're... - I got pulled over by a cop, and he said, 'do you know the speed limit
here is 50 miles per hour?'.
So I said, 'oh, that's OK, I'm not going that far.'... - One day, when I came home from work, I accidently put my car key in
the door of my apartment building.
I turned it... and the whole building started up.... - Every so often, I like to go to the window, look up,
and smile for a satellite picture. -- Stephen... - Do you come here
often... - Someone sent me a postcard picture of the earth. On the back it
said,
"Wish you were here." -- Stephen... - There's a pizza place near where I live that sells only slices.
in the back you can see a guy tossing a triangle in... - Do you think that when they asked George Washington for ID that he
just whipped out a quarter?
Stephen...
