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• There's a pizza place near where I live that sells only slices.
  In the back you can see a guy tossing a triangle in the air. -- Steven Wrigh...
• I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place.
  -- Stephen Wrigh...
• I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place.
  -- Steven Wrigh...
• I turned my air conditioner the other way around, and it got cold out.
  The weatherman said "I don't understand it. I was supposed to be 80 degrees today," and I said "Oops....
• Los Angeles is a great place. Where else can you smell the air and see it coming at you at the same time?
  You want to see blue water you have to look in the toilet bowl. -- Jackie Gayle...