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• Do you think that when they asked George Washington for ID that he just whipped out a quarter?
  -- Steven Wrigh...
• When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any firearms with me.
  I said, "Well, what do you need?" -- Stephen Wrigh...
• I have a friend whose a billionaire. He invented Cliff's notes.
  When I asked him how he got such a great idea he said, "Well first I....
• Seems George was playing his usual eighteen holes on Saturday afternoon.
  Teeing off from the 17th, he sliced into the rough over near the edge of the fairway....
• Some people think George is weird, because he has sideburns behind his ears.
  I think George is weird, because he has false teeth....
• While I was gone, somebody rearranged on the furniture in my bedroom.
  They put it in _exactly_ the same place it was. When I told my roommate, he said...
• George Washington, father of our country. George Washington, when he was just a child, just a boy, honesty was his trademark.
  The classic story we all remember was when George Washington's father came up to George and said, "George Washington--father of our country--my son--I want to ask you a question....
• So, do you live around here often? -- Stephen Wrigh
• A cop stopped me for speeding. He said, 'Why were you going so fast?
  ' I said, 'See this thing my foot is on? It's called an accelerator....