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• If a program is useful, it will have to be changed.
• If a program is useful, it will have to be changed. -- The Third Law of Computer Programming
• If a program is useful, it will have to be changed. Laws of Computer Programming, III
• If any program is useful, it will be changed until it is completely useless.
• Laws of Computer Programming: 1. Any given program, when running, is obsolete.
  2. Any given program costs more and takes longer....
• Laws of Computer Programming 1) Any given program, when running, is obsolete.
  2) Any given program costs more and takes longer....
• 1) Any given program, when running, is obsolete. (2) Any given program costs more and takes longer.
  (3) If a program is useful, it will have to be changed....
• Laws of Computer Programming (1) Any given program, when running, is obsolete.
  (2) Any given program costs more and takes longer....
• mickey mouse program n. North American equivalent of a noddy (that is, trivial) program.
  Doesn't necessarily have the belittling connotations of mainstream slang "Oh, that's just mickey mouse stuff!...