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• I wish to complain about this parrot.
• I think God invented rain to give dead people something to complain about. -- David Brenne
• The only people with a right to complain about what I do for a living are vegetarian nudists.
  -- Ken Bates, fur trappe...
• I don't want anybody else; when I think about you I touch myself.
• One thing men can do better than women: read a map.
  Men read maps better. 'Cause only a male mind could conceive of one inch equaling 100 miles....
• When I think about myself, I almost laugh myself to death
  My life has been one great big joke, Sixty years in these folks' world A dance that's walked The child I works for calls me girl A song that's spoke, I say "Yes ma'am" for working's sake....
• I'm not complaining, I never complain, I only observe and muse.
• Marge: Homer, we've talked about cable before. You really think we can afford it?
  Homer: Nothing a month? Yeah, I think we can swing that....