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• Our bombs are incredibly smart. In fact, our bombs are better educated than the average high school graduate.
  At least they can find Kuwait. -- A. Whitney Brow...
• The following appeared in a newsletter about education policy.
  'The average annual earnings of high school dropouts are significantly less than the average annual earnings of high school graduates....
• The following appeared in the editorial section of a local newspaper.
  "The librarians in our town's school system have reported that the number of trips that our students make to their school library on a voluntary basis has decreased significantly in recent years....
• The following appeared in a memo from the Principal of Sherwood Junior High School.
  "It appears that the lighting in Sherwood High's classrooms, which have large windows but minimal overhead light sources, is impairing student academic performance and teacher morale....
• The following appeared in a letter to the editor of a local newspaper.
  "The members of the town school board should not be reelected because they are not concerned about promoting high-quality education in the arts in our local schools....
• The following appeared in a memo from Grocery Town's regional manager.
  "The new Grocery Town store in Elm City, located near a new residential development, has a 'high-low' pricing policy where average prices are relatively high, but deep discounts are offered on some items in weekly specials....
• That is the saving grace of humor, if you fail no one is laughing at you. -- A. Whitney Brow
• It's smarter to be lucky than it's lucky to be smart.
• Planets are smarter than astronomers because planets can solve the three-body problem.