12) "If life were fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead." --Johnny Carson
Related:
- If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would
be dead.
Johnny... - If life were fair,
Dan Quayle would be making a living asking "Do you... - And thought the nation ne'er would thrive
Till all the whores were burnt alive.
Matthew Prior (1664-1721) -- Paulo... - If only Dionysus were alive! Where would he eat?
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Woody... - All would be well if there were
no buts... - The best things in life are free. And the cheesiest things in life are free
with a paid subscription to Sports Illustrated.
Johnny... - If you laid all the Elvis impersonators in the world,
end to end... you'd wanna run and get a steam roller... - You or I must yield up his life to Ahrimanes. I would rather it were
you.
I should have no hesitation in sacrificing my own life...
From the same category:
- 8) "My Mom said she learned how to swim when someone took her out in the lake and threw her off the boat.
I said, 'Mom, they weren't trying to teach you how... - 7) "Relationships are hard. It's like a full time job,
and we should treat it like one. If your boyfriend... - 6) "If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life,
she will choose to save the infant's life without even... - 20) "Women complain about premenstrual syndrome,
but I think of it as the only time of the month that... - 9) "A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men.
I just want to say to the authors of that study: 'Duh'...
