12) "If life were fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead." --Johnny Carson
Related:
- If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would
be dead
Johnny... - If life were fair, Dan Quayle would be making a living asking "Do you
want fries with that
John... - And thought the nation ne'er would thrive
Till all the whores were burnt alive
Matthew Prior (1664-1721) -- Paulo... - If only Dionysus were alive! Where would he eat?
Woody... - All would be well if there were
no buts... - The best things in life are free. And the cheesiest things in life are free
with a paid subscription to Sports Illustrated
Johnny... - If you laid all the Elvis impersonators in the world
end to end... you'd wanna run and get a steam roller... - You or I must yield up his life to Ahrimanes. I would rather it were
you
I should have no hesitation in sacrificing my own life...
