Sign on restaurant window: "Great food (50,000 flies can't be wrong)."
Related:
- New restaurant on the moon. Great food,
no atmosphere... - Sign on restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry.
Come in and get fed up... - Q: Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
A:
Great food, no atmosphere... - Sign in a restaurant window: "T-bone steak $1 Then,
in fine print underneath: With meat... - Sign seen at a restaurant:
The hands that clean these toilets also make your food.
please aim properly... - Misc. signs
On a ski lift in Taos, NM:
'No jumping from the lift.
Survivors will be prosecuted.' *******************... - Signs of life....
Maternity Clothes Shop: We are open on labor day
Non-smoking area:
If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire... - Marbella Restaurant:
Cheques will not be accepted in lieu of food... - There once was a party of four
Who couldn't fit inside a door
I'm sure you'd agree
That these four would be
Harpooned if they swam off the shore
The leader of the group was Chasm
Ever seen fifteen chins -
he has 'em When he engulfs food The image so lewd Gives...
